pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse, via sparky-sparkerson)

timsel-kun:

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dead!fem!Tavros

(via bipolarbadger)

captainzappy:

rapunzelsempai:

"MoShI mOsHi MoThErFuCkEr, HoW mAy I hElP yOu?"
I work at a call center and I got to dress up as Gamzee for halloween. Took full advantage of it
Alternate title: Why the motherfuck am I working here, I got no clue what the hell I’m all up and supposed to be doing. Why’s the motherfucking call device lighting up?

My dad got connected to a call center and the guy spoke with that sort of southern accent that a lot of juggaloes speak with and once he got our Internet working he said ‘that, my brother, is how miracles happen. Have a good day and Honkelou.’ And I told him that a murderous royal orphan clown just fixed our Internet.

captainzappy:

rapunzelsempai:

"MoShI mOsHi MoThErFuCkEr, HoW mAy I hElP yOu?"

I work at a call center and I got to dress up as Gamzee for halloween. Took full advantage of it

Alternate title: Why the motherfuck am I working here, I got no clue what the hell I’m all up and supposed to be doing. Why’s the motherfucking call device lighting up?

My dad got connected to a call center and the guy spoke with that sort of southern accent that a lot of juggaloes speak with and once he got our Internet working he said ‘that, my brother, is how miracles happen. Have a good day and Honkelou.’ And I told him that a murderous royal orphan clown just fixed our Internet.

(via seerofsarcasm)

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

demonpossesser:

gifak-net:

How not to pick up girls 

How to

(via somethingharrypotter)

thefrogman:

DFTBA now uses higher quality shirts and will stocks XS to XXXL standard on every shirt we sell. 

Available in XS to XXXL for only $20!

Order the Cute But Deadly Puppy Otis t-shirt now!

gorlt:

caramelblackness:

cofierce:

Protester in ATL for #MikeBrown #Ferguson

Wow.

this hits home so hard

gorlt:

caramelblackness:

cofierce:

Protester in ATL for #MikeBrown #Ferguson

Wow.

this hits home so hard

(via bra-llelujah)

(Source: jasonttodd, via bra-llelujah)

rayvenloaf:

withfiendfyre:

These posters are in the stalls of the bathrooms at my university (at least in the ladies, I haven’t asked anyone if they’re in the gents too. I hope so though). Thank you National Union of Students for doing it right. If only they put these posters up in all public bathrooms

This is awesome

(via bra-llelujah)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy mocktail)
Ingredients:1 habanero Pepper 1.5 oz Ginger Beer 3 oz Strawberry Orange Juice 1 oz Pineapple Juice 
Peter Quill, the loveable badass, is the inspiration behind this drink. I wanted to make something that packed a hard punch, but was still kind of sweet and I feel the ingredients convey his character quite well. The spicy habanero plays nicely with the pineapple and the ginger, giving this mocktail a strangely satisfying aftertaste. Check out the video below to see how to make it. If you’d like to add a bit of alcohol, I suggest a shot of tequila!
Video:
Suggested music: Awesome Mix #1Get the jacket: Chris Pratt GotG Jacket

thedrunkenmoogle:

Star-Lord (Guardians of the Galaxy mocktail)

Ingredients:
1 habanero Pepper 
1.5 oz Ginger Beer 
3 oz Strawberry Orange Juice 
1 oz Pineapple Juice 

Peter Quill, the loveable badass, is the inspiration behind this drink. I wanted to make something that packed a hard punch, but was still kind of sweet and I feel the ingredients convey his character quite well. The spicy habanero plays nicely with the pineapple and the ginger, giving this mocktail a strangely satisfying aftertaste. Check out the video below to see how to make it. If you’d like to add a bit of alcohol, I suggest a shot of tequila!

Video:

Suggested music: Awesome Mix #1
Get the jacket: Chris Pratt GotG Jacket

(via seerofsarcasm)

dooktrain:

Trying to capture the dook in action

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inuleeli:

ready-4-freddy:

arirainunite:

ovarianeruption:

mattythehitman234:

coralfrills:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egad! its the shadow of hopelessness
accurate

BEHOLD!!! THE BIBLE NAZI!!!!!! BOOOOOOMMM!!!

BEHOLD!!! THE WHINY LITTLE BITCH

Fuck you. I’m the one who leaves passive aggressive post it notes everywhere!!

the obsessive whiny little bxtch xD

The Self Righteous Bible Nazi

FEAR ME I’M THE TUMBLR CRITIC XD

inuleeli:

ready-4-freddy:

arirainunite:

ovarianeruption:

mattythehitman234:

coralfrills:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egad! its the shadow of hopelessness

accurate

BEHOLD!!! THE BIBLE NAZI!!!!!! BOOOOOOMMM!!!

BEHOLD!!! THE WHINY LITTLE BITCH

Fuck you. I’m the one who leaves passive aggressive post it notes everywhere!!

the obsessive whiny little bxtch xD

The Self Righteous Bible Nazi

FEAR ME I’M THE TUMBLR CRITIC XD

Ferguson from my TL- August 18th (1/3)

doxolove:

thewilsonblog:

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these motherfuckers are shooting people for throwing water bottles

this is the country I live in

(via bra-llelujah)

seetobe:

surfandwrite:

thesoftghetto:

niggawithablog:

locc-2dabrain:

krxs10:

why THE FUCK is no one talking about this

why isnt this on the news

we all know the reason why. stop the bullshit.

And this shit happened on May 18…MAY 8-FUCKING-TEENTH!
Story

I read the article and this honestly makes me so fucking angry. I encourage all my followers to reblog the shit out of this. Share it on your Facebook and Twitter, too.

Please spare some time for Darren Rainey. This is a horrific brutality against a human being that is being swept under the rug by most media. 

seetobe:

surfandwrite:

thesoftghetto:

niggawithablog:

locc-2dabrain:

krxs10:

why THE FUCK is no one talking about this

why isnt this on the news

we all know the reason why. stop the bullshit.

And this shit happened on May 18…MAY 8-FUCKING-TEENTH!

Story

I read the article and this honestly makes me so fucking angry. I encourage all my followers to reblog the shit out of this. Share it on your Facebook and Twitter, too.

Please spare some time for Darren Rainey. This is a horrific brutality against a human being that is being swept under the rug by most media. 

(via bra-llelujah)