allhalebreaksloose:

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

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(via seerofsarcasm)

catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

(Source: ddnjapan, via mtaylorfoofuh)

renenderend:

nintendoho:

notdavestrider:

flyawaymax:

artalias:

I’ll admit… I chuckled. 

fUCK

A+

fuck i remember this daveon the saturday photoshoot when they called up all the sprites characters he went up and everyone just lost their shit

i was almost on the ground laughing

renenderend:

nintendoho:

notdavestrider:

flyawaymax:

artalias:

I’ll admit… I chuckled. 

fUCK

A+

fuck i remember this dave
on the saturday photoshoot when they called up all the sprites characters he went up and everyone just lost their shit

i was almost on the ground laughing

(via sevyvee)

tattoo-on-my-heart:

this is the best thing I’ve seen

(Source: shigeako-cosplay, via sirpimpmasterarthur)

ladyskorpia:

KARKAT: !@#$%^&

KARKAT: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, SHITWAD?!

SOLLUX: *cough* 2uck…iit…

Sollux, you diick.

(via astrayan)

Girl meets world addresses Cultural appropriation

(Source: lettuce-ghost, via prince-vantas)

galaxypug:

galaxypug:

why does facebook chat only work when my message contains the words Mark Zuckerburg right now

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(via sirpimpmasterarthur)

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

(via candycoloratura)

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

i-think-i-thought-i-saw-you-try:

myurlhasbeencompromised:

pete-woolven:

Tippi Hedren and family living with a pride of lions.

excuse me u have a lion in ur house

excuse me there is a lion chewing on your childs head that’s not a good thing

where can i buy these dogs

it’s been a year and people still be messaging me saying these aren’t dogs

(Source: joekeatinge, via candycoloratura)

telapathetic:

*stays as far away from these people as possible*

telapathetic:

*stays as far away from these people as possible*

(Source: understandingghosts, via sirpimpmasterarthur)

flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

(Source: flatbootyvevo, via sirpimpmasterarthur)

Tags: Emma

lunarch-sounds:


envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

lunarch-sounds:

envy was envious…

I can’t believe Mike Wazowski killed Markiplier

(Source: anythingbuttherain, via sirpimpmasterarthur)

…definitely the new sexy.

(Source: bkrstrt, via hcastaline)

theamazingrealspiderman:

wickedgreensmile:

This rug.
I need it.
It’s important to me. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.

theamazingrealspiderman:

wickedgreensmile:

This rug.

I need it.

It’s important to me. 

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 exclusive footage.

(via hcastaline)

troyeuphoria:

THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE THING EVER

(Source: i3troyler, via somethingharrypotter)